scrib: waywardman: scrib: i have a small lump in my earlobe. its either a small cyst, a small benign tumor, or I’m the surrogate mother of a small baby alien. OH NO! ALIENS! AHHHHHHHHHHH (ps i hope its not a tumor) I swear its a baby alien. If he sprouts from my ear, and I have a chance to raise him, I’ll name him Spike. can we feed him cat food, keep him in the attic, and teach him...
scrib: i have a small lump in my earlobe. its either a small cyst, a small benign tumor, or I’m the surrogate mother of a small baby alien. OH NO! ALIENS! AHHHHHHHHHHH (ps i hope its not a tumor)
Wouldn't life be perfect if sweatpants were sexy,...
theindiehippie: mackensienoelle: jssrth: endless—summer: hotmessinawalmartdress: (via thisglamorouschick, j0hnnylici0us) wouldn’t it be nice if we could embrace life, imperfections and all, because maybe it is just me but a perfect life does not sound interesting or appealing at all if we had a perfect life like this…we wouldnt learn shit ^^^^ I just want to know how boys are...
What is your Madison Square Garden?
I’m high and I’m happy and I’m free I got my whole heart Laid out right in front of me And I finally can see The way it’s always been The need for peace Starts from within So I leave my possesions to the wind And I’m done with ever wanting anything Well I can die satisfied No desires do I hide Not today, not today Nor for the next one thousand lives I want to be a...
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The conversations that happen at my dinner table
imaginary-realities: Pete (brother): *Rolling up his napkin* Mine’s smaller than yours (to my dad) Dad: No arguments there Pete: Hey! Look, mine’s pretty and stands up (This is where I nearly spit out my milk laughing) Dad: I’m sure it’ll go down quickly though I’m sure glad I don’t have a normal family BAHAHAHAHAHAHa
Lamb to the Slaughter
Cause every kiss that I don’t give Is another life that I don’t...– Devendra banhart
I close my eyes and I see you dancing Do you see...
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Tuolumne — Eddie Vedder
Best Song Ever.
Going to lie in bed, text me. G'night
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive...
tamechevyimpala asked: Your life is so sad and uneventful.
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IM SO BORED IDK WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF...